Quote of the day

On slashdot, a conversation thread drifted onto pillow shams. Someone pointed out that no-one on slashdot would possibly know what a pillow sham is, and earned this response:

What is a pillow sham? Women know. When you find one who moves in, you will soon learn. You will also learn about the pillows that you aren't supposed to use for sleeping, and the blanket that sits on the foot of the bed, only to be removed at bedtime and replaced the next morning. You will learn about towels that nobody except for "guests" may use. Ditto plates and silverware. Occasionally, candles will fall into this category.

Made me laugh.